[War] Romania-Repercussions Impetuous

[Vampi Digitalwytch]

"Repercussions Impetuous"

President Antanasia Danesti
Prime Minister Simu


OOC-takes place before 'Fun and Games' and 'Home Matters'

Prime Minister Simu was in his office going over a few papers that would
need to be submitted to Madame President.  For the most part he did handle
the bulk of things and only passed along what her eyes needed to see though
even as the 'gate keeper', it did seem at times like there were more things
that needed her attention than not..

Iordan Romaeski was standing at his post, having taken his share of ribbing
for his "star career" as it was jokingly known among his colleagues.

He hadn't slept well last night so he tried to get something less...
stressful, though if the President was going out he would of course
accompany her.

Stifling a yawn he walked a small route to keep blood flowing.

An aide scooted out of the Prime Minister's office and headed towards the
President's office, "Iordan, could you get the President's usual coffee for
me, we're short handed and she's due for a meeting here soon as I can inform
her."

"Of course."  He walked over to the coffee pot and poured the usual cup of
coffee, that he had seen her with every morning when she was at this job.
 "If I see her I will inform her."

Antanasia emerged from her office, her good mood from the day previous still
lingering around her.  She definitely needed to see about scheduling some
period of time for frivolity since it was so easy to forget one's self when
one was in duty to their country.  Pausing at her aide's desk she asked him
to pull her current schedule's unscheduled moments to see what she could
hash out later.

So Iordan had the cup of coffee and headed down the hallway, so he could get
back to his post and if things were lucky this would pass, and things would
be back to normal, or as normal as they could be.

Antanasia had turned around, and her eyes lit up at the sight of passing
coffee.  "Please tell me that is for me?", she said with a bit of a glimmer
in her eyes.

He nodded wordlessly then remembered his voice, "Yes ma'am" Handing her the
coffee quickly.

"You have just become my best friend.", Antanasia said with a smile as she
took the cup, "Any news I should be aware of before I return to the office?"

"The Prime minister wishes to meet with you when you have a chance." Iordan
said as he went through the mental notes, "Aside from that quiet day."

"We could use more quiet days.", she smiled, "Yesterday..while
improper...was fun."

"Yes ma'am it was." He looked a bit abashed still. "It was also a break we
needed."

The sounds of the Prime Minister shuffling down the hallway echoed.

Antanasia caught the look and smirked, "You were a most proper demon if one
had to choose."  As Simu noticed her, he called her over.  "Ah, duty calls."

He nodded and stepped back, this time he saw one of the aides try to
hurridly close a browser window before he noticed.

Simu and Antanasia headed down the hall, quietly discussing matters of
state, unaware of things transpiring behind them.

Mioc, the aide in question was trying to get a bit of the flush in his
cheeks down.

Iordan just shook his head before starting the walk down after the
conversant two, had that aide just brought up what he thought he brought up,
he would have to check that out from the security post and if true....oh
dear.

Teodor was sitting at post, a steaming cup of coffee nearby and a freshly
gotten box of Krispy Kremes nearby.  Currently if he had to choose what was
the favoured American import over for things were, it was the admittance of
the Krispy Kreme franchise, even if his wife insisted those were the reason
he was beginning to need to have his pantswaists let out.

"Another lazy day, eh Iordan?", he asked soon as he saw the guard approach.

"I prefer lazy days less chance of gunfire." He joked with the aide. "Did
you see anything about our trip yesterday on the internet?"

"Nothing other than the usuals with leaked footage for the speculators.",
Teodor said as he got up to free the computer for Iordan, "Feel free to
watch for yourself."

He nodded and started watching the footage, some of it was the usual B grade
 movie. "Looks like the typical low grade movie."

"On par for the usual Sci-Fi channel entries, but keep watching.", Teodor
said as he helped himself to another doughnut.

Then he saw the footage of the 'peasants' running, no real peasant would
dress that way but one looked familiar..." Oh...dear...god..."

"Reminds me of my wife, quiet on the outside that you never think anything
of the sort but once out of her dress...wow.", Teodor said through a mumbled
mouthful.

If looks could kill the look Iordan would have incinerated the aide where he
stood, "She IS also your president."

"And also a woman even if she does tend to forget that.", Teodor said matter
of factly, "Minister Simu often has to remind her of that."

"As is his job."  Iordan tried to be prim but he did recall the President
was a woman.  "I think she needs to know of this."

"I was going to send the notice to the Old Man later on when we had as much
as we could for information, but if you want to be the one to break the
news, go on ahead."

"Well I've always been one to give the bad news."  He ran his hands through
his hair then adjusted the American handgun off his kidney. "He's not going
to like it, not too sure about her."  With that he stepped in to the room
and stood towards the back.

Antanasia and Simu were discussing a few allocations when Iordan came in.
 "Yes?", Simu asked as he adjusted his glasses.

"Madam President, the....trip we took yesterday...." He fidgeted with his
jacket, "It sort of...leaked."

Simu simply peered down his nose at Antanasia who seemed a bit surprised at
it all.  "We visited a film shoot.", she said, then ventured more as the
piercing grandfatherly gaze from the Prime Minister silently asked further,
"And...we were drafted for a scene...."

"Oh dear lord...", Simu said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose,
"Iordan...how did you and Marco let this happen?"

"Sir, our job is to guard her not parent her." Iordan argued, "So when she
got drafted Marco and I became demons and mob.  Apparently the Demon
summoner was played by....Erik Estrada."

"Please tell me there was no nudity.", Simu said then turned to Antanasia,
"Please?"

"None whatsoever.", she said, almost offended.

"Anything even remotely improper?", he asked the two.

If the men in his commando unit could see their captain now, his face turned
what could best be described as purple-red in both embarrassment and that
hidden 'oh god how the hell do I answer this?' mental routine.  "Uhh, define
improper sir...."

"Oh dear Lord....", Simu said, "I swear I've earned more hair loss now than
I had grey under the predecessors.  Is this worse than the farmer who glued
a condom on then realized he couldn't take a piss?"

At this point all Iordan was looking for was a very comfortable hole to
crawl in to, he would rather go to Azerbaijan and face down the Iranian
Revolutionary guard then answer any more questions and all he managed to get
out was a strangled squeaking sound that sounded out of place from a
decorated war hero.

"Hardly.", Antanasia said, "In fact, Iordan was the demon who chased me and
carried me off."

That brought a baleful glare from the Old Man to the encrimsoned faced
guard.

Where is the nearest exit his mind started to whirl and the second part
wondered, would they really execute him for shooting himself in the leg just
to get out of here.

"I swear, we need re-education on all levels and not just the rurals.", Simu
muttered.

"You are acting as if I embarked on a side career on par with that porn
actress in Italy.", Antanasia stated, "This was merely harmless fun."

"Actually the footage was linked by an American website called Fark.com..."
Iordan continued, "You've been rated one of the hottest world leaders."

"You're exaggerating.", Antanasia said as Simu pulled up the mentioned
website to see how bad things actually were.

"Look for yourself Madame President.", he said as he turned the screen for
her to see.

The headline said it all, "President of Romania puts the shake back in
electoral shakeup." It was even tagged with the phrase boobies.

Then they clicked on the link, the image was linked with phrases such as
'I'd hit it' 'I'd invade it' several questions about immigration to Romania,
and a picture of some fat man named Studman69 talking about sharp knees. In
addition there were links to other female world leaders including China's
president ranking them by 'hotness' and several pictures of a French
newscaster.  Several proposals of marriage and a link to a website called
4chan talking about...  Iordan made a mental note to have the US Secret
Service investigate this 4chan site as a security risk.

"I can't believe I ranked higher than Hong.", Antanasia said as she idly
checked to see if she did have sharp knees.

Simu sighed, "Well, at least this isn't on par with the farmer who cut his
penis off while trying to check for foxes in his henhouse.  We can weather
this though for any out of city excursions, I strongly suggest my country
house.  It's quiet and out of the way."  The unspoken 'less chance to make a
spectacle of yourself' was conveyed as well.'

Iordan nodded and tried to regain his colour. Oh dear lord this will not be
good for his life, or lack thereof.  Though, as far as fake peasant women
went, the president did make a rather fetching one.

"Very well, old friend.", Antanasia said, "If an official statement needs to
be said, I was participating in a goodwill gesture for our very welcome
movie making friends."

"Probably won't wash but it's something.", Simu said, "Lord help us when
Anton hears this.  He'll be joking about it for months."

That the gypsy representative did have a bit of a strong irreverent streak
went without saying, this was the equal of offering a Doberman a fine steak.

Iordan nodded and did his best to blend in to the wall for the meeting.

"Pending any pressing concerns, then I will likely take up the offer for the
house this weekend.", Antanasia said, "I don't think I will need much
guarding."

Simu nodded, "One guard then."  He did look to Iordan as if to say 'You've
been appointed so don't mess this up'.

"Yes sir." Iordan nodded and was not looking forward to one weekend alone
with the President.  So much for sleep...perhaps caffeine might be available
in pill form.

"It will not be much.", Antanasia said, "Last time I was there, I slept most
of the time.  Didn't even get out of my nightclothes until I dressed to
leave."

"Yes ma'am I will begin preparing for the journey."  He wanted to get away
from this for now.

Simu rolled his eyes and Antanasia laughed, "We're not leaving the country,
just an overnight bag will be more than enough."

He nodded and fled the room to get ready for the trip, boy this would
be....awkward, he almost wanted to have half a company meet him there for
border security, but she did say low key.

-- 
--I know there are no lifeguards in the gene pool, but damn, there ought to
be at least a few sharks in the water.
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