[War] "While The World Is Grumpy"

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OOC:  Since we're all on the grumpiness kick...
 
"While The World Is Grumpy"
Xinhua Official News Service
People's Republic of China
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Beijing, CHINA (Xinhua Reporting):    Amid harsh  diplomatic rhetoric between 
the United States and Japanese foreign affairs  officials, President Hong 
announced today an increased and emboldened initiative  of good will towards the 
majority of the world's nations who routinely go  unheard.
 
    The Ministry of State announced that following her  next planned trip to 
visit Chinese peacekeepers and confer with the present  Government in North 
Korea, President Hong will begin a rigorous pace of  international meetings.  On 
the agenda so far, and in apparent  chronological order, are the American 
nations of Mexico, Venezuela,  Argentina, Brazil, Cuba, and the African nations 
of South Africa, Sudan,  Zimbabwe, Morrocco, and Egypt.  
 
    Likewise, a multitude of nations have been offered  invitations to engage 
in high-level talks with the People's government.   Although the Ministry of 
State is not releasing the names of these governments  invited until 
confirmation on acceptance or rejection can be achieved,  associates close to the 
Ministry say the list includes nations of historic power  and importance, as well 
as a plethora of smaller nations.  This is on top  of a 'Pan-Asian' conference 
also announced for Beijing this summer, where it is  widely expected the main 
topic of discussion will be furthering cross-border  alliances and 
partnerships.  
 
    It was also noted by the Ministry of State that the  list did include 
nations from North America and Europe, but neglected to mention  specifically 
which countries.
 
    During the conference, President Hong received  repeated questions 
regarding the apparent diplomatic dispute between the United  States and Japan, as 
well as America's belligerent tone over the issue of  continued Peacekeeping 
Operations in North Korea, at one point quipping that "It  is important for the 
United States to speak it's mind regarding a successful  Peacekeeping 
operation... less the world forget only America is allowed to  conduct such 
operations, and even then only so that they fail."  After a  round of chuckles, she 
added "China has a vested interest in seeing to the  safety and security of an 
independent, peaceful, responsible North Korea.   The people of China, and their 
North Korean neighbors, should be instilled with  pride and hope over what 
they have accomplished thus far, and what the future  will bring."
 
    When prompted about why such an emphasis on some of  the poorer nations 
on the world, the President replied that "The world has long  ignored these 
nations, concerned solely with the benefit of a relative  few.  It's time that 
even the poor and weak be given a voice, particularly  at a time like now where 
the force of globalization is bringing all nations  together."
 
    She left off by asking for patience and  understanding of all parties in 
North Korea.  "North Korea's affairs must  be it's own, as is the right of all 
free nations."
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ACTIONS
 
1.  Use the advantage of everyone else being side-tracked by their own  
bickering to announce a major diplomatic initiative.  



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