[War] China: "A Helping Hand"

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"A Helping Hand"

President Xia Hong
The People's Republic of China
September 21st, 2006
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There wasn't much to be said at the obligatory emergency meeting regarding 
events in Taiwan.  Some nations had already weighed in, most of them condemning, 
in varying degrees, the need for such 'harsh' tactics.  It was obvious the 
people in Thailand itself however considered it a fortunate turn of events, one 
that was all but inevitable given the lack of honesty with which the 'elected' 
government had performed.  Xia had made her decision rather quickly as to 
what the Chinese position on the change would be... speaking of, she had the 
Minister of Foreign Affairs fire off a rather staunch reminder to the Taiwanese 
'leader' that 'she', and not him was the President of 'China'.  There was one 
China, regardless of what he would like to think, and his mouthing off in front 
of the cameras, however politically motivated they may have been, were 'not' 
entertaining.

This however was not why she was speaking today.  The topic may have been 
about Thailand, but it was also a show to the rest of the world that, albeit at 
'their' own pace and nobody else's, China was moving forward to becoming more 
open at all levels of Government.

"Good evening to all of China,

    As I'm sure you've heard by now, there has been a popularly supported 
military coup in Thailand to overthrow the current government.  So far there has 
been no bloodshed, the military had declared loyalty to the crown, and 
military officials have expressed a desire to return the government to civilian 
control in a timely and practical fashion.  This last bit of news is well received 
by our government, and we support a quick and speedy return to normalcy for 
Thailand and her people.

    All Chinese citizens in Thailand are advised to leave, and I have 
directed the appropriate government agencies to respond.  We are currently seeking to 
establish direct connections with the Thai military in order to secure safe 
passage for citizens seeking to return home, and have military and civilian 
transport arranged to provide this relief as soon as possible.  In addition, I 
have ordered that preparations be made to assist foreign nationals in Thailand, 
including allowing access through Chinese territory for civilian agencies of 
nations attempting to evacuate their personnel.  This includes Americans and 
British citizens who's governments have recently warned against remaining in the 
country.  We do this as responsible, peaceful members of the international 
community, and in compassionate human solidarity.  

    In addition, this government will make all reasonable attempts to assist 
Thailand in a quick return to peaceful civilian control.  We await 
communications with the effective leadership of Thailand to help negotiate as an 
objective party should it be needed.  Are there any questions?"

    The Xinhua reporters looked at each other blankly.  That was a question 
they were rather unprepared for, but it didn't take long before a few 
adventurous reporters tried asking.

    "France and Italy have endorsed an immediate end to the European Arms 
embargo against China, although the British, with whom you've recently visited, 
seem to be staunchly opposed to this.  What is the government's response to the 
British stance?"

    Damn, she knew this would come up.  Ofcourse they would go off topic 
given the opportunity.  "First, I would like to remind everyone that this 
conference is geared towards events in Thailand... but to answer your question, it 
must be remembered that the British are not 'against' removing the embargo, 
merely that they believe it should not happen so soon.  I 'do' hope the British 
government reviews their position and joins their major European neighbors in 
endorsing an end to the sanctions, particularly given the obvious tensions in 
this reason and the readily apparent need of the Chinese people to defend 
themselves.  Make no mistake, our military is becoming increasingly better armed, 
better trained, and better equipped, but I would be remiss in my duties if I did 
not seek the best for our soldiers and our people."

    "The Americans and the British have expressed general displeasure with 
the military coup in Thailand Madame President, is this the stance of the 
Chinese government?"

    "No."  Xia replied flatly, shaking her head.  "China's stance is for a 
return to civilian control as quickly as feasibly possible, regardless of the 
make up of that government."  She also knew where this was heading, and decided 
that it might be best to attend to her duties elsewhere.  "Thank you for your 
time... and let us all continue to work for the good of the people."

    Giving a nod as photographers opened up and recordings continued, Xia 
turned and exited the square, getting into a limo for the drive back to the 
temporary executive residence.
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ACTIONS

1.  Help the British government save face by appearing understanding of, and 
gratitude for their position on the Arms embargo, even while publically 
supporting the French and Italian positions.  British citizens also welcomed into 
China for immediate trip home from Thailand, their safety to be assured by 
Chinese civilian police authorities.  (A timid thanks to the Brits)

2.  Offer to begin a dialogue with the Military officers in control in Taiwan 
to help facilitate an easier move towards civilian government for all sides.  

3.  Work to guarantee a safe route for Chinese, and foreign, citizens to move 
from Thailand to China, and from China to their respective homes.  Allow 
controlled access for UN and recognized international and national civilian 
agencies seeking to assist in this endeavor.

4.  Give the Taiwanese leader a verbal smack in the head for declaring 
himself President of China.  There is only one President of China, he is merely the 
elected leader of a single province which still falls under the control of the 
mainland in accordance with International law and consensus... bi-atch ;-)
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